I've seen some things in the past that would curl the hair on a bald guy!

I realize that we are bringing out the funnies at Scotts expense but some of these would have made the funniest home videos if I could have gotten them on tape.
The best one involved using a tree to anchor to. When I saw how the guy, a friend of mine, had hooked the chains it all looked good and should have worked. But as they say.... Poop happens!
This fellow had backed his trailer up to a large Elm tree in his back yard. He had winched the loader, a 450, onto the trailer and it was already pretty far back on the deck. The trailer is a goose neck style trailer.
He then climbed up on top of the ROPS and attached two chains around the tree up as high as he could reach and then ran the other ends down to the bucket on the loader.
His intention was to pull forward with his truck, a Ford 550 Super Duty and hopefully raise his loader in the process as he inched away from the tree.
For some reason he had un-boomed his machine and it was sitting free on the deck of his trailer. He had also left the machine in neutral and with the park brake off after winching the machine onto the trailer.
When he pulled forward with the truck all he succeeded in doing was to roll his 450 back off the deck of the trailer and onto the dove tail portion and there was no controlling it from that point on!
It momentarily raised his trucks rear end up off of the ground which left him with only the front wheels on the ground. As the machine continued to roll off the trailer it was shoving the trailer and truck even further forward and away from the machine. All the time it was trying to lift the nose of the crawler in the process which was now almost off of the trailer. When the machine finally went off the end of the dove tail it allowed the truck to settle back down to the ground but at an odd angle as it had forced the rear end around and it was just a whisker of an inch away from the wall of his garage.
Now he was almost into the side of his garage and just a few feet from hi neighbors privacy fence. The loader was sitting on it's hind end with the trailers dove tail still about half way under the machine.
We had to take the neighbors fence down so he could pull forward enough to get the crawler off of the trailer. Then we had to fix the 450 so he could pull it back on to the trailer and then back the whole thing out of his neighbors yard which was upsetting his neighbors wife terribly!
In the end the repair didn't require the raising of his loader at all. I could have fixed the darn thing out on the job in the first place. His problem was the usual mouse eaten wires behind the dash panel.
This episode all took place in less than a few seconds and the only ones to witness it was my friend and his neighbors yellow lab who seemed to be dumb founded by it all. My friend said the dog just kept walking around the truck and trailer and seemed to be smiling. He did pee on the trailers tires at one point and marked the mess as his own.
Anyway just be careful out there what ever you try.
40 plus years working on JD 350s, 400Gs, 450s and other equipment both Ag and Construction.