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Guy and his wife walk in bar and sit down for a few. The bar maid was "well built" and after a bit the wife says "you know, I think I'd like to have my boobs made bigger". The guy thinks about that and says "just rub toilet paper between them and they'll get bigger".

Wife looks him and says "now how will that do anything to make them bigger?"

The guy says " I don't know, but it sure worked on your ass".

Docs say he should recover fully in a few weeks.....